my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
will you still love me when i’m no longer young and
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class